I mean, could you look the hairy little ferret in the eyes before you lopped its head off...tough call.

Or a cute little turtle?

Snakes are easy; just cut 'em in two with a hoe.

None of the above. All are either pests or dangerous. Whack 'em all.

Snake for me because they eat mice. Other animals are pretty useless. Ferrets eat chickens and their eggs, no problems getting rid of them.