Pollicious™ | Best Groucho Marx Quotes

What is the best Groucho Marx quote?

I was born at an early age.

26%

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse.

One morning I shot and elephant in my pajamas...

21%

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

16%

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

26%

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jim thinks:over 6 months ago

488
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I always thought he said more with his eyebrows than with anything else.